i have not posted for awhile.
so here we are.

Lets say you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
let's get physical.
(physical)

What did your last received text say?
uh oh. jess is on a rampage.
--
i wish my twin was connected to me.
you know
vagina to mouth

Do you find smoking unattractive?
pretty much.
maybe more if i had.
attracted to burning dead pyrophilia bodies.

Why did you last cry?
pmmsmsssssss.

Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
well, it's hard to get ahold of obama these days.

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
them kkk members frown upon the canadians.

What were you doing at 7:00 AM?
there were a few visions of sugar plumps in my head.
and they might have been dancing.

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
let's get physical.
(physical)

Is love really worth fighting for?
well. in mulan they sang that one song.
that's gotta mean something.

I bet you miss somebody right now?
yus. my twinnnn. she's so far away.

Is there someone you want to see?
I'M BLIND GOD DAMN IT. THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL HORRIBLE.

Who's clothes are you wearing?
well, sitting around my house i always wear a full camel costume.

Did you kiss anyone this summer?
i sure did.
god i'm a slut.

When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
never!
i'm a tortured soul.

If your boyfriend or girlfriend smoked pot, would you care?
yes.

Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
he freaking better.
or may the powers of christ compel him.

Where were you at 2 this morning?
talking to everett in mah bed.

Next time you will kiss someone?
never, i had major mouth removal surgery today.
i hope to live an almost normal life from now on.

Do you hate the last person you kissed?
like a fox.
and who could hate a fox?
except that one guy in fox and the hound.

What if your boyfriend/ girlfriend went through your cellphone?
they'd probably accidentally detonate that bomb i've been saving.

Recently kissed anyone with the name starting with a M?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
no.
CDDJEKS.
ohmygod. i just realize i kiss people alphabetically.

Is your #1 single?
no.

What do you want to do right now?
punch someone.

Is your #2 single?
noooo.
if you count prostitutes as girlfriends.

How many cigarettes have you smoked today?
over nine thousand packs.

Have you ever in anyway, been betrayed by someone you trust?
i thought george w. bush would have my back.
but. no.
he didn't.

Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
mostly just to forget.

Where do you want to live when you are older?
mars?

Are all of your friends in relationships?
imaginary friends can't have relationships, silly.

Name something you disliked about the day you had?
i have a long day tomorrow.

How long was your last phone conversation?
an hour.

Have you ever seen the last person you kissed without a shirt?
only like a million times.
that santa. he is a sexy one.

You got laid last night didn't you?
thanksgiving is the day of sex.

Why did you last laugh really hard?
ummmm.

Is there anyone you know that deserves to get slapped?
sure.

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
yes.

Do you call it fall or autumn?
autumn.

Are you mad at someone right now?
yes.

Do you make hearts like this "<3" alot?
no.

What goes around comes around?
justin timberlake thinks so.

Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone a lot?
well i don't have alzheimer's.

Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
yeah. ghetto superstarz always reminds me of jesus christ,

Is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind?
are you down with the G-O-D?